Brewster the Super Rooster

Let’s go retro with a joke I first heard in the early eighties. And tomorrow? The possibilities are endless!

Once upon a time, there was a rooster named Brewster. Brewster was a super rooster and the prized possession of Farmer Brown. The first night Brewster joined the farm, the sound of squawking hens roused Farmer Brown from a deep sleep. Out of concern for his super stud rooster named Brewster, Farmer Brown walked outside to see what all the commotion was about. He was shocked to discover Brewster had screwed every hen, ten times over. "This will never do," mused Farmer Brown, who decided it was in Brewster’s best interest to sleep with the pigs. Not an hour after Brewster had been placed in the pig pen, the sound of squealing pigs roused Farmer Brown from a fitful sleep. "What now?" thought Farmer Brown. Farmer Brown was less than shocked when he discovered Brewster had screwed all the pigs in the pig pen. Pointing an accusing finger at the horny, little rooster, Farmer Brown threw him in with the cows and was beside himself when Brewster had his way with every cow on the farm. Farmer Brown was afraid his very expensive, prized rooster named Brewster, would die from too much sex, so he put him in a room by himself. “It’s for your own good,” Farmer Brown explained. That evening Farmer Brown slept peacefully all through the night. He awoke the next morning well rested and decided to go check on his prized rooster, only to discover he had run away!

Farmer Brown went walking down the road hunting for Brewster. In the distance, he could see buzzards circling overhead. Farmer Brown quickened his pace and saw Brewster fifty yards down the road, lying in the packed dirt with his feet sticking straight up in the air. Farmer Brown fell to his knees beside his prized rooster and began weeping. Slowly, Brewster turned and said, “Shh, they're just about to land.”