Give the Public a Chance

Dear Senator Sanders:

I have an idea as to how we can get rid of gerrymandered congressional districts. We can make those districts open seats. What do I mean by that? I mean seats that are available to, and will be filled by, John and Jane Q. Public via a lottery system, a draft, if you will. These draftees will be provided housing in the Trump Hotel Washington, which the government will soon own under RICO, and it will level the playing field for the constituents in these districts. It’ll be like a box of chocolates … you never know what you’re going to get. Let’s at least try it, because honestly, I don’t think it could be worse than what we have now. It may also encourage voters in these districts to learn more about our government, in particular, the Constitution.

Sincerely,

Me